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Rob Schneider
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Actor/Comedian Rob Schneider appearing in many films, former SNL cast member, and currently touring comedy clubs and theaters all over the world.
00:40:14 20-05-2013
How to protect yourself and your family from MONSANTO'S Genetically Modified 'Food'! http://t.co/hDyN8mYqC0
20:07:29 19-05-2013
My favorite part of flying on Delta is when they play the safety video and the black guy refuses to help with the emergency exit row.
17:14:48 19-05-2013
Try a look of exasperation today! It'll help make everybody else a little jumpy this morning.
22:06:08 18-05-2013
"Never give up. The most certain way to success is to try one more time."
Thomas Edison, inventor of the Electric Chair.
10:14:56 18-05-2013
This is how I feel after a Friday night late show! http://t.co/wccWDsaIOf
19:48:11 16-05-2013
Obama admits wrongdoing in IRS! Now if he could do the same thing with the Drone program and the Justice Dept. and shut down Guantanamo!
02:59:29 16-05-2013
My first time to see American Idol. I wanted to wait till season 12 just to make sure this was going to be a hit show!
02:29:11 16-05-2013
By the time the show is over the hair must be like a helmet! http://t.co/psvZKfE00r
02:19:54 16-05-2013
Nicki Minaj's make up crew; Focused, ready, running out of make up! http://t.co/gfeB21TwTO
02:09:52 16-05-2013
Mariah's make up team; focused, ready, exhausted! http://t.co/q9050htDQO
01:47:31 16-05-2013
I'm at American Idol Semi Final... How about you?! http://t.co/2trMKyeA2s
19:04:50 15-05-2013
My wife just put my rebounder in the same room with the ceiling fan. I think she's trying to tell me something!
18:29:57 15-05-2013
Question to get Movies made before 2009; "What's it about?" Movies made after 2009; "Where can we get the best tax credits?"
18:09:07 15-05-2013
Besides the weather, another great thing about living in LA is never having to know your neighbors!
18:03:48 15-05-2013
Obama, like Thatcher... It's refreshing to know that a woman or a black leader can have just as destructive policies as an old white man!
17:26:11 15-05-2013
Dept. of Justice spying on AP reporters, IRS scrutinizing political enemies, Kill Lists... Obama is the Democrat's Nixon!
16:56:16 14-05-2013
Younger women are tough. They don't know what they want yet.
Older women know what they want. They want you to be just as miserable as them.
15:53:16 12-05-2013
26,000 Sexual Assaults in the U.S. Military in 2012. Outrageous! Army officers think Boot camp is Booty camp!
09:14:28 12-05-2013
Whenever you feel the wheels of your life coming off...pull over and ask for help. Or better yet, stay out of my lane!
08:11:46 11-05-2013
Gotta admit that was a ridiculously great audience tonight in Toledo Ohio! Thanks for coming out to see me!
07:20:25 11-05-2013
#San Antonio Spurs are not as generous with giving away a big lead like my Golden State Warriors! Warriors will still win in 6!
23:06:38 10-05-2013
Kidnap Victim Rescuer and Dishwasher Charles Ramsey has a manager. I don't even have a manager!
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